L33t-5p34K G3n3r@t0r v3r510N 0.6
Please note that I didn't write this, I just think its hilariously funny. I found it somewhere, and don't remember where, so can't give the author the creit they so richly deserve.
lame speak L33t 5p34K: @d\/aNc3D l33tn355!!!
b@cK +0 Ma1n Pa93!#:))
Thus spake the master programmer:
``Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is useless.''